Favourite stand up punch lines - 1

Bill Hicks - Revelations

I had a great idea for the movies... I was watching Terminator II and I'm thinking to myself:
these are the most amazing stunts I've ever seen. A hundred million dollars it cost to make this film. How are they ever gonna top these stunts in a movie again? There's no way...
unless...
they start using terminally ill people as stuntmen in pictures.